Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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