: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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