This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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