I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I didn't shave. On purpose
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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