i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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