Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
