We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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