4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
do herpes really smell.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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