You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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