Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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