sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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