he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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