Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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