how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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