Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
