The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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