did you get engaged???
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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