areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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