Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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