And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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