Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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