didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
nutella sex= disaster
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
