He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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