Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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