Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
did i walk over a car last night?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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