Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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