She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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