kristin has been a bad kristin
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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