1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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