I want to stick my p in your. b.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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