Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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