I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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