Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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