if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Please, let me fuck your mom
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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