okay pat passed out under dana's car
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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