How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
