gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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