I wish I could teleport
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
