I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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