That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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