id be glad to
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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