Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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