Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
too bad you live with your parents still
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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