Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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