Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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