What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
