Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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