great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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