At least make sure they are 18
Why
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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