SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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