is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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