If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize