I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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