I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
