My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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