SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I love you. Go after that dick
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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